Plant Lover Gift | Funny Housewarming Gift | Snarky Plant Stakes | Funny Garden Markers | Plant Accessories | Garden Decor

Plant Lover Gift | Funny Housewarming Gift | Snarky Plant Stakes | Funny Garden Markers | Plant Accessories | Garden Decor

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GROW UP ALREADY

FAKE

GREEN THUMB MY ASS

NOT DEAD YET

THIRSTY BITCH

I WILL SURVIVE

MY NEXT VICTIM

JUST LET ME DIE

JUST FUCKING GROW

FUCK IF I KNOW

I FUCKING TRIED

WATER ME BITCH

GROW DAMMIT

HIGH MAINTENANCE

LOW MAINTENANCE

THANKS BITCH

I'M DEAD

SOMEONE HELP ME

PAY ATTENTION TO ME

DON'T DIE YOU BASTAR

COMPOST HAPPENS

DON'T BE A PRICK

CUSTOM

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Our popular Snarky Garden Stakes now have a new shape! This square shaped plant markers make the engrave super easy to read and are small enough for all inside plants in your home!

Create your own funny housewarming gift by pairing one of these will a houseplant!

We personally love sneaking these into friends plants and seeing how long it takes them to see them!
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2.896” long (including the stake) by 1.518” wide

Made from 1/8” acrylic.

You can use these inside or out. They will last through all weather conditions.

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