House Plant | Garden Stakes | Funny Plant Markers | Gift for Her

Introducing our hilarious and witty House Plant Garden Stakes - the perfect addition to your plant collection! These funny plant markers from BubbleHead Ink are crafted with high-quality clear acrylic, ensuring durability and outdoor use compatibility, making them ideal for both garden and indoor plants.

Each garden marker is expertly engraved with sassy and snarky messages that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Measuring a sturdy 7" in length, .75" in width, and 1/8" thick, these markers are built to withstand any conditions and stand the test of time.

Our popular gift set, sassy and snarky plant stake gift set #1, includes six different and highly sought-after messages:

Just Fucking Grow
Grow.Dammit
Fuck If I Know
Green Thumb My Ass
Water Me, Bitch
My Next Victim

These hilarious and cheeky messages will not only add a touch of personality and humor to your indoor or outdoor plant collection but also serve as fantastic conversation starters at your backyard barbecues or plant swaps.

Use these funny plant signs to label your herbs, vegetables, or flowers in your garden, or bring them indoors to bring a dash of humor to your plant collection. They are perfect for keeping track of your plants' progress and needs while adding a unique sass and personality to your space.

These sassy and snarky plant stakes make an excellent gift for any plant lover with a sense of humor, or they can be a fun and quirky addition to your own plant collection. They are part of our highly popular set of plant stakes, and we at BubbleHead Ink are thrilled to offer them to you. Don't miss out! Order your set today and infuse your garden or indoor plants with personality and humor that will keep you chuckling for years to come.